One of My Own




I have been tagged in the past, but this time I am starting a taggy-posty thing myself. One of my own! If you know me well, then it is very clear that I am a little random…. Well, maybe a lot. But I can’t be held responsible for my actions… So…Yeah…. Any who. My taggy-posty thing is:

What are the top 13 chart busting lines you would say to a telemarketer or recording on the phone?

My reply is:

  1. Yellow?!
  2. Hi mom.
  3. No I don’t want any cookies.
  4. Yes I’m voting on Tuesday.
  5. I will consider it.
  6. Yes my refrigerator is running.
  7. Is this my therapist? I need to make an appointment.
  8. Subway, eat fresh.
  9. I don’t care that your cat’s in a tree… This isn’t the fire department.
  10. Hello? Yeah I am going to hang up now. Yeah, okay you do that… Bye.
  11. What’s that.. hm… I see… Yes, yes… I totally understand. And how do you feel about that?
  12. This is a friendly reminder from blockbuster. Our records indicate that YOU HAVE SOME OVER DUE ITEMS! GO RETURN THEM LITTLE MISS “I’M A RECORDING,”!
  13. Say what?!

Well what are yours? I have decided that I am not going to tag people for this one… I am just going to put this post out there so people don’t feel pressured to respond. Please feel free to write a post like this on your blog but please let me know if you do because I have no way of knowing. Anyway,

Thanks for reading!

-Sophie :)

P.S. Yes, that is a cellphone in the toilet. That person must have been pretty ticked about those pesky telemarketers.

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6 Responses to “One of My Own”

  1.   jacob16h Says:

    Hi Sophie it’s Jacob. I like your post. Thanks for commenting on my post.

  2.   Haley Says:

    Hey Sophie
    You told me about this post! I can just hear you saying the second last one about the blockbuster thing. I’m going to write one exactly like this… only it will be totally different. So see you on Monday! (I mean Tuesday… I think…)
    Haley***

  3.   Chaeyoon Says:

    Hi, sophie! It’s Chaeyoon!
    My top 3 is…
    1. What are you….I mean….who is it?
    2. Can I play computer?
    3. Never mind, Bye!

  4.   Sam Says:

    Hey Soph!
    I’ll probably write a post like this but my top 3 are
    1. you’ve got five seconds…go…times up BEEEP!
    2.I no speak english! I NO SPEAK ENGLISH!!!
    3. Me: Mello?
    Phone person: Hello this is…
    Me: Yea yea yea… NO! “clink”

    yea. There not that good but they work…trust me I would know. I can totally see you doing the block buster one.

  5.   Bailey Says:

    Hey Sophie,
    I prefer to scream in the phone but I stopped because I thought that was kind of mean. My top three would be:
    1. Yep, yep, put the phone down and go do something else while the person thinks you are listening.
    2. Hello, goodbye.
    3. I`m just so important, if you want to talk to me you can send me a cheque for my time. Ya I didn`t think so goodbye.
    They usually don`t understand a word I say because they usually seem to be foreign but oh well. They annoy me and I like to mess with them. lol
    -Bailey

  6.   Austin Says:

    I think you did a very funny an good post, but I don’t think I wl be using them.
    Anyways, keep up the great posts!

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