Excuses, Excuses, Excuses…
Useful excuses that is!
I decided to write some tips. These are 10 good quality excuses for why you were late fo
r school so you never get stuck. I am not usually late but they are fun to make up. Enjoy!
I was late because…
- “I was helping put Humpty Dumpty together again.”
- “I squeezed the shampoo too hard and spent the whole time getting it back in.”
- “I was kidnapped by scientists who sent me into the future and I was top in all my classes at University so I think I can take things easier from now on.”
- “The government has sworn me to secrecy.”
- “I was finding Bo Peep’s sheep.
- “I was abducted by aliens who took me to their planet where we had tea and crumpets. I was there for three months but thankfully earth time it was only 20 minutes.”
- “There was a man falling out of a 6 story building so I swooped in and saved the day!”
- “I was making up an excuse.”
- “I couldn’t decide whether to have no-name, or brand-name cereal this morning.”
- “I was reading Sophie’s incredible blog.”
So next time you are late for school, refer to these tips so you don’t get stuck like this guy.
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January 14th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Hi Sophie,
I really enjoyed reading your “useful excuses”, however, now that I know your secrets I will never accept any excuses from you again! Don’t even bother trying!
January 15th, 2009 at 11:08 am
hey its brayden
I really like your excuses I mite use them well bye
plz comment back
January 15th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
HAHAHAA!
those were really good. especially the “i was making up an excuse” and “checking out sophie’s incredible blog”
Great post. its original, a breathe of fresh air!
sarah
http://sarahf09.edublogs.org
January 15th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Hey Sophie
That’s funny. I could use some of those…
Mwa ha ha,
Haley
January 16th, 2009 at 7:54 am
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January 16th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Hey Sophie!
That’s really funny I just might use some of those but then again ” the goverment made me swear to secracey” so I guess I can’t…lol
January 20th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Hey Soph.
Tjose are so funny I almost peed my pants… no just kidding but, serously those are funny.
Have you seen sams yet they will knock your socks off!
~Chelsea
January 26th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Hi Sophie. i really liked your post on excuses. It is cool. I like your blog.
Bye for now!
-Dom
April 17th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Hey Sophie!
I real;ly love this post! It is great to have some excuses for being late now. My friend Morgan is with me and she says your funny. Can’t wait to read more comments from you!
-Bailey